the truth

copy paste from sli p's mail

THE TRUTH

1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock

2. The road to success, is always under construction

3. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but if you think again, neither does milk

4. In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it

5. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else

6. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak

7. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich, which never works

8. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

9. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side

10. Everything that drops on the floor will roll to the most inaccessible corner

11. As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken, if it is bad, it happens

12. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late

13. If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls